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Complete Cow Soap - Give me Wood

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$12.03 $18.5 In stock

This hunk of soap’s aura of rugged wood masks a gentler side. Probe a little deeper and find delicate hints of lavender, lemon, myrtle and orange tree. Comfortable in his skin, this soap’s up for a vigorous lathering or a long and luxurious soak in the bath. Lie back, think of England and for a fleeting moment forget that man who left pee on the toilet seat.

Suitable for all skin types.

Cold pressed soap hand made in super small batches using only natural ingredients and no nasties.

Tallow from our regeneratively farmed herd is blended with olive oil from our neighbors; Leafy Ridge Olives and coconut and castor seed oil. Scented with our unique essential oil blends, these fancy numbers hit that sweet spot between a great lather and solid staying power, resisting the urge to turn into a flubbery mess! 

Because of our small scale production there can be variances between each batch.
Ingredients remain the same but environmental temperature, humidity and how much wine our soapmaker had the night before causes each batch to be bewitchingly unique!

So if you demand uniformity and consistency we are probably not your people. But if you crave, truly handcrafted, natural skincare made with traceable products and crafted with respect and love, you’re home. Welcome to the herd x

Ingredients 

Grass fed Beef Tallow 70%, Water, Olive Oil, Caster Oil, Natural colourants (2%): White Kaolin Clay, Salt, Blue Indigo powder, Corn Silk, Activated Charcoal,

Essential Oil blend: Citrus sinensis (Orange), Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender), Citrus Lemon, Litsea Cubeba, Vetiver Zizanoides Root.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Grace ★★★★★

The wood scent hits first but then the lavender and orange creep in, which I wasn't expecting from something called "Give me Wood." Lathers thick and doesn't leave my skin tight the way my old bar did.

Brian K. ★★★★★

The wood scent hits first, but then that lemon and orange tree comes through and it's honestly kind of addictive. Lathers up thick without drying my hands out, which is more than I can say for most bar soaps I've tried. Already eyeing my next bar.

Alexander C. ★★★★★

I didn't expect lavender in a soap called Give me Wood, but it sneaks up after the smoke fades and it just works. The lemon and orange peel through too, so it smells warm rather than heavy. Lasts a good while in the shower without going mushy.