Thunderpants - New Zealand made

Complete Cow Soap - A Complete Lemon

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$13.51 $18.5 In stock

Had a lemon of a day? This zesty little number will snap you back to yourself like a punch in the face. Balinese Lemongrass attempting to supervise a tangled web of Bergamot and Eucalyptus will distract you momentarily from your disappointing and mundane life.

Suitable for all skin types.

Cold pressed soap hand made in super small batches using only natural ingredients and no nasties.

Tallow from our regeneratively farmed herd is blended with olive oil from our neighbors; Leafy Ridge Olives and coconut and castor seed oil. Scented with our unique essential oil blends, these fancy numbers hit that sweet spot between a great lather and solid staying power, resisting the urge to turn into a flubbery mess! 

Because of our small scale production there can be variances between each batch.
Ingredients remain the same but environmental temperature, humidity and how much wine our soapmaker had the night before causes each batch to be bewitchingly unique!

So if you demand uniformity and consistency we are probably not your people. But if you crave, truly handcrafted, natural skincare made with traceable products and crafted with respect and love, you’re home. Welcome to the herd x

Ingredients

Grass fed Beef Tallow 70%, Water, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Caster Oil, Natural colourants (2%): White Kaolin Clay, Golden Yellow Kaolin Clay, Salt, Corn Silk, Annatto Seed Powder.

Essential Oil blend: Eucalyptus Globulus, Eucalyptus Citriodora, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia (Bergamot), Cymbopogon Flexuosus (Lemongrass).

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William Q. ★★★★★

I was skeptical about a soap that promises to "snap you back," but the lemongrass really does cut through a rough morning. The bergamot and eucalyptus tangle together in a way that's sharp without being harsh. My skin feels clean, not stripped.

Daniel P. ★★★★★

The eucalyptus in this hits first and then the lemongrass comes through, which I wasn't expecting but ended up loving. It lathers well and the bar hasn't gotten mushy sitting in my soap dish. Genuinely wakes me up on groggy mornings.

Eli Y. ★★★★★

I bought this for the shower after rough workdays and the lemongrass really does wake you up. The bergamot keeps it from smelling like straight cleaner, and it lathers better than the bar I used before.